The Girl Who Got Away

     So there I was being a drugstore cowboy along with my buddies. I was doubtful, I didn't think it was going to work, but my friend just told me to relax. I had a swig of some giggle water so I wouldn't be so nervous and scare the ladies away. We were standing there for a while talking to pass the time, that's until I saw her. She was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen, I thought it was too good to be true, maybe she was a moll or a gold digger. As she walked into the drugstore, there I was looking at her gams and her chassis, letting my imagination take hold of me. Applesauce! I thought, I could never get a girl like her, no way. But just as I was beginning to let it go, there I saw her coming out of the store and walking over towards me. No, I thought, it must be someone standing behind me one of her girlfriends, or maybe even her boyfriend, but there she was standing right in front of me, and I was wishing I had on my glad rags. And then I just blurt out, "Would you like to have dinner with me??! I know this restaurant that's really the cat's meow." And before I could be embarrassed by what I had just said, I heard her say yes. The next thing I know we're both seated at this restaurant, and this woman was the bee's knees. It was such a good time filled with conversation so I figured I would take a risk and put my lips right on her kisser. Right before I could though, she told me, "Bank's closed," and walked out. Life was anything but berries now, I can't believe I blew it. Man, was I a fire extinguisher, or what?